The ugly truth

Today,  I should be in the hospital getting ready for the transplant.  But I'm not.  I'm at home.  Trying to figure out how to say this.  I could lie.  And that would be easier.  Not really.....

OK, OK.  Just spit it out.  How many of you have ever had a zit?  How many of you have ever had a zit on your butt?  Well...a zit on your butt can be a pain...a real pain...a big pain...and it can stop a transplant.  There...I said it.  I got a zit on my butt, and since any kind of little infection can be the worst of all possible things in the land of no immune system, my transplant has been postponed for about 2 weeks.  And now I'm at home, getting IV's of antibiotics twice a day to make the bad zit go away, and I go back in on the 1st of October for the big transplant.  All cause of a zit.  Zit.

How stupid does this sound?  

I was ready...my head in the game.  

Put me in coach.

The zit froze the kicker.

That's football talk.  

That's what's up.

That's all.

That'zit.